nonscriptum: if you put a vegetable on there, so help me God (I'll have one meat lovers pizza please)
𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚎 ([personal profile] nonscriptum) wrote2019-12-08 12:08 am
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-11-13 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just trying to get your guard down so I can deliver a killing blow later on when you're not expecting it

I don't know, I kinda like the idea of a mid-service snack. Couple of hymns, some weird chanting, somebody says Peace Be With You and then you're like And Also With You, and then you're like boy I could eat

And the little kid in the weird robe comes up and he's like
Well good news here's some crackers and some wine, power through it man, it's almost over
wittingly: (Sʜᴀʟʟ I sᴛᴀʏ?)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-11-13 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
See now that I know I'm going back in my mind trying to replay some shit because I'm 99% sure you've made some truly horrific jokes that I didn't get at the time. Jesus Christ, Nathan Francis Drake, that is like THE definition of gallows humor.



about what
Edited 2020-11-13 06:33 (UTC)
wittingly: (Cᴏᴍᴇ ғʟᴀɪʟɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-11-13 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
wow
starting to wish I could join you


[ Kill him, these jokes are terrible. ]

so
there are a few things I'm taking away from this

1-jesus christ tastes like styrofoam and two buck chuck
2-catholics are fucking cannibals
3-somehow everybody's just fine with like the weirdest shit
4-does the amount of jesus you eat determine what level of heaven you get to? if you eat the full plate of jesus do you go to super heaven?
wittingly: (Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-11-13 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, I feel like I should at least be like an intern or something, considering my planet's gonna be dead within the next couple of years.

2. I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with the romans
actually you know what, that's not true, I agree with the romans about a lot of things

4. Wow, I guess some things really don't change. There were an awful lot of poor people in Weaverville, but that megachurch on the highway sure was going strong.
wittingly: (Iғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴋʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘᴏɴ)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-11-15 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, how insensitive of you.

[ Can Nate read that in the level of deadpan Ian intends it to be? ]

2. I did not know about the jars
I was happier not knowing about the jars
Why are you trying to turn me against the romans
what's your agenda here