See now that I know I'm going back in my mind trying to replay some shit because I'm 99% sure you've made some truly horrific jokes that I didn't get at the time. Jesus Christ, Nathan Francis Drake, that is like THE definition of gallows humor.
i'll be here all week, making death jokes like there's no tomorrow ;)
[ It's a perfectly healthy coping mechanism. ]
transubstantiation is what happens during mass. all those prayers over the wafers and the wine, it's a consecration meant to transmute them into the body and blood of christ. and then you eat them. it's not so much a physical change as it is a mystical one.
so there are a few things I'm taking away from this
1-jesus christ tastes like styrofoam and two buck chuck 2-catholics are fucking cannibals 3-somehow everybody's just fine with like the weirdest shit 4-does the amount of jesus you eat determine what level of heaven you get to? if you eat the full plate of jesus do you go to super heaven?
it's an exclusive club with 0 benefits, i don't know if you qualify.
1. yep 2. that's actually why a lot of romans were pretty intent on persecuting christians, they were convinced they were cannibals 3. 100% 4. no but in the middle ages people could buy indulgences from the church to reduce the punishments they'd suffer for their sins in purgatory and secure them a place in heaven, which was basically a huge scam
I don't know, I feel like I should at least be like an intern or something, considering my planet's gonna be dead within the next couple of years.
2. I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with the romans actually you know what, that's not true, I agree with the romans about a lot of things
4. Wow, I guess some things really don't change. There were an awful lot of poor people in Weaverville, but that megachurch on the highway sure was going strong.
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[ He can joke about his mortality, it's fine, wind him up and watch him go. ]
so no one's told you about transubstantiation, huh
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about what
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[ It's a perfectly healthy coping mechanism. ]
transubstantiation is what happens during mass. all those prayers over the wafers and the wine, it's a consecration meant to transmute them into the body and blood of christ. and then you eat them. it's not so much a physical change as it is a mystical one.
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starting to wish I could join you
[ Kill him, these jokes are terrible. ]
so
there are a few things I'm taking away from this
1-jesus christ tastes like styrofoam and two buck chuck
2-catholics are fucking cannibals
3-somehow everybody's just fine with like the weirdest shit
4-does the amount of jesus you eat determine what level of heaven you get to? if you eat the full plate of jesus do you go to super heaven?
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1. yep
2. that's actually why a lot of romans were pretty intent on persecuting christians, they were convinced they were cannibals
3. 100%
4. no but in the middle ages people could buy indulgences from the church to reduce the punishments they'd suffer for their sins in purgatory and secure them a place in heaven, which was basically a huge scam
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2. I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with the romans
actually you know what, that's not true, I agree with the romans about a lot of things
4. Wow, I guess some things really don't change. There were an awful lot of poor people in Weaverville, but that megachurch on the highway sure was going strong.
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2. aqueducts were cool. special jars intended to fatten dormice for consumption were kind of gross though
4. same strategy, different packaging.
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[ Can Nate read that in the level of deadpan Ian intends it to be? ]
2. I did not know about the jars
I was happier not knowing about the jars
Why are you trying to turn me against the romans
what's your agenda here
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