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@nathan.drake| ■ ▲ ◌ ▼

This may be a stupid question but you didn't sign up for goddamn brain surgery, did you
I just heard some people did and I haven't seen you around for like 12 hours
Either you're on top of a building right now or someone's got their fingers in your grey matter

[ Nate is oddly touched that Tim actually considered checking in on him. If he points it out, though, he's sure to get a snide remark. ]

we practically got out of the original brain surgery a month ago, no way i want to go back that soon

i take it you decided not to let them crack your noggin open, either?

Nah
My brain's way too big and powerful for that
You know anyone who volunteered?

that explains your huge head
one or two, but i get the feeling it's a pretty personal thing so people aren't being very forthcoming about it

i kind of like my brain the way it is, personally

Yeah me too
I've spent my whole life organizing it just right
Got my jackoff zone, my plane geometry area, and my Lunchables flavor ratings chart
That's all a guy needs to live

funny, i don't remember seeing those on the phrenology diagrams
is the jackoff zone in the temporal lobe or closer to the amygdala?

It's more of a sort of global brain zone
Not relegated to any one space

how energy-conscious of you
honestly not sure what my zones would be. there's probably one for dead languages.

Every day I wake up thinking maybe Nate isn't as big of a nerd as I thought and then you say some shit like that

[ He could so easily quip something about his job, or his interests, or his nerdy attributes, but he'd rather push Tim's buttons. ]

think about me every day when you wake up, huh?

[ Ever heard of a little thing called gay bravado, Nate. ]

You're the first thing I think of every morning after my 15 wet dreams I also have about you

[ No, but he's played gay chicken with the universe's least heterosexual elf. ]

aw, that's so sweet.
if you get a good night's sleep that's like 2 whole dreams an hour