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that explains your huge head
one or two, but i get the feeling it's a pretty personal thing so people aren't being very forthcoming about it

i kind of like my brain the way it is, personally

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Yeah me too
I've spent my whole life organizing it just right
Got my jackoff zone, my plane geometry area, and my Lunchables flavor ratings chart
That's all a guy needs to live

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funny, i don't remember seeing those on the phrenology diagrams
is the jackoff zone in the temporal lobe or closer to the amygdala?

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It's more of a sort of global brain zone
Not relegated to any one space

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how energy-conscious of you
honestly not sure what my zones would be. there's probably one for dead languages.

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Every day I wake up thinking maybe Nate isn't as big of a nerd as I thought and then you say some shit like that

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[ He could so easily quip something about his job, or his interests, or his nerdy attributes, but he'd rather push Tim's buttons. ]

think about me every day when you wake up, huh?

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[ Ever heard of a little thing called gay bravado, Nate. ]

You're the first thing I think of every morning after my 15 wet dreams I also have about you

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[ No, but he's played gay chicken with the universe's least heterosexual elf. ]

aw, that's so sweet.
if you get a good night's sleep that's like 2 whole dreams an hour

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World record I think

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i'll contact guinness
i'm amazed you have that much material, we've only known each other a few weeks

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I work fast

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clearly some part of you does

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Low hanging fruit dude

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serves you right for pitching a softball

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:/

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;)

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:P