That's one of the many ways I'm flexible, but unfortunately the rest of them probably won't absolve the other things on your rap sheet.

[ Matter-of-factly, and just a touch apologetic. Sorry, mister black market acquisition pick pocketing troubled youth.

The song changes, he pauses, then shoots an accusatory look at his MP3 player for a second. Okay, listen- ]

Shut up, shh, don't even say anything, that doesn't count.

[ He is a victim of fate and circumstance here, okay. Fingers crossed this is one of those random pop culture black holes in Nate's resume. Lots of places like that band. ]