wittingly: (Oɴʟʏ ғᴏᴏʟs ʀᴜsʜ ɪɴ)
ɪᴀɴ ғᴏᴡʟᴇʀ ([personal profile] wittingly) wrote in [personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-12-10 07:38 am (UTC)

( Solemnly, and with great gravitas: )

I am not left handed.

( It's a classic, and really, shame on him for not seeing that coming. Has he made Nate sit through the Princess Bride yet? There's no way he's left that off of the old movies he shoves down Nate's throat sometimes.

Nate's got his left wrist, but his right flits in with the grace and dexterity of a hummingbird — if a hummingbird was ridiculously swol and worked with its hands all day.

Gentlemen, it's war.
)

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