wittingly: (Wʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ғᴀɴᴛᴀsɪᴇs)
ɪᴀɴ ғᴏᴡʟᴇʀ ([personal profile] wittingly) wrote in [personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-11-12 06:47 am (UTC)

I was thinking California, but now that you mention it...

[ Wryly, and with at least a small amount of sincere humor. The metaphor's hitting way too close to apt to deny it. ]

New Amsterdam man breaks into billion dollar corporation, knocks out guard for no reason.

[ Pitched like a newspaper headline. ]

Better yet -- New Amsterdam man crosses sixty story crane to avoid rodent infestation.

[ You're welcome. ]

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