[ He laments emphatically, staring at the glass of betrayal. It's good, sure. The thing about juice is it's really, really hard to go wrong no matter how many different citrus flavors you blend together.
After a beat, his head falls back hopelessly against the cushion behind him. ]
I've tried fucking everything. Had to swap out the high fructose corn syrup for agave nectar, but that shouldn't really affect the taste all that much. Like, the orange juice part is obvious, lemon, lime, sure. I'm thinking apple juice, maybe that's what's throwing it off. I keep... fucking with the ratios but no matter how I cut it, it's just...
[ Frustrated gesture at the air. ]
Mango, pineapple, cherry, I've even tried fucking prune juice.
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[ He laments emphatically, staring at the glass of betrayal. It's good, sure. The thing about juice is it's really, really hard to go wrong no matter how many different citrus flavors you blend together.
After a beat, his head falls back hopelessly against the cushion behind him. ]
I've tried fucking everything. Had to swap out the high fructose corn syrup for agave nectar, but that shouldn't really affect the taste all that much. Like, the orange juice part is obvious, lemon, lime, sure. I'm thinking apple juice, maybe that's what's throwing it off. I keep... fucking with the ratios but no matter how I cut it, it's just...
[ Frustrated gesture at the air. ]
Mango, pineapple, cherry, I've even tried fucking prune juice.