[ Ian knows exactly one name out of any of the ones Nate just mentioned, and there's a kind of amused expression on his face that suggests as much. He can't make fun, though, he honestly can't. Nate's too sweetly enthusiastic about it for Ian to tease just yet. ]

So... you're a scuba-diving gun-toting bartending archeologist pirate magician.

[ It's a statement and a question at once, correct him if he's wrong. Otherwise, with completely good humor and some kind of creeping fondness in his tone: ]

Dude, you're the weirdest person I've ever met.