[He just shrugs. Being kind of an asshole is basically everyone he knows' M.O. It's the next bit that gets him. So much so that after Nate says it, the line goes silent for a moment before he speaks again.]

Uhmmm, Natey-boy? Pleeeease hold that thought.

[At which point he puts his phone down, races into the kitchen, picks up a cup fo tea and a cookie and comes back. The whole ordeal only takes about a minute.]

Alright, I am all set up for this shit. Don't hold back. I gotta hear everything. They did what now and why?